December 2011
My new year's resolutions
I know that they’re a lot but I really think I can do most of them. Be more optimistic.
Not care what people think about me.
Not get upset over stupid stuff.
Be more sociable.
Learn something new.
Be happier.
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
my friends: omg i have a crush on this guy but he has a girlfriend but i think they're going to break up and omg should i ask if he wants to go out with me or will that be weird because he has a girlfriend ugh
me: whats the meaning of life whats outside our galaxy why are we here what happens after we die
Watch
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
